fischchopf - patent ochsner

schoene guete morge fischchopf, lue dr tag faht a
chlemm d'arschbacke zaemme we'd uf buez muesch gah
bhaut chlii u bhaut aeng was sich wiite choennt
was nid schoen isch wird schoener we mer's z'bode broennt

schoene guete morge fischchopf, lue dr tag faht a
chlemm d'arschbacke zaemme u mach di dra
die go z'bisse u z'buetle wo nid so wie du wei
u nae la nis wider elei u figg di id's chnoi

good morning fishhead, see the day is beginning
squeeze your ass tight when you have to go to work
keep small and keep tight what might losen up
what isn't beautiful gets more beautiful when it's burned to the ground

good morning fishhead, see the day is beginning
squeeze your ass tight and get started
to bite and bag those that don't do as you want
and then leave us alone again and go fuck yourself

mp3 (1.2 MB, 78s)

Patent Ochsner
Wildbolz & Suesstrunk
BMG Ariola 1998

The average Swiss employee works 42 hours per week and gets 20 days of vacation per year. The GDP per capita is $31100. The most common cause of death is heart disease.

The words "Patent Ochsner" can be found on most garbage cans in Switzerland, produced (and obviously patented) by a locally well-known company, Ochsner AG.
Hence, calling an idea, concept or system "Patent Ochsner" means associating it with garbage. ;)